it’s kinda cute how we all celebrate the earth finishing another lap around the sun
Way to go, Earth! You made it!
That look you give your friend when they are deciding whose star to steal in mario party
“I was choking on my gum and I was trying to tell him to help me ‘cause I was choking on gum, like dying! And he was like, ‘Austin, that’s a mark!’ and he made a mark on the board and I was like sdfgshjklag *flails* and he goes ‘That’s a mark!’ and makes the second mark and I’m like ASDFGHJKLKJH *flails* and I start banging on the table and he’s like, ‘that’s a mark! Third mark! Get out of the room!’ and I didn’t know what to do so I took my shirt off and threw my desk and was like AHHH! And I finally did the choking symbol and the teacher gave me the Heimlich and I was like ‘WHAT THE FUUUUCK!’”
????????????????????? How did u get my number????
my favorite people are the ones that stop at traffic lights with their windows rolled down with their music blaring and theyre sitting in their cars dancing and they couldnt give a fuck cause damn straight its a party
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck