substancesauce:

Yooo let me get a few sheets

substancesauce:

Yooo let me get a few sheets

(Source: nycmagazine.fr, via mydemisee)

Posted 3 months ago with 42,881 notes

thefourthandfrattiest:

tertail:

it’s kinda cute how we all celebrate the earth finishing another lap around the sun

Way to go, Earth! You made it!

Posted 3 months ago with 198,604 notes

joshsux:

That look you give your friend when they are deciding whose star to steal in mario party

image

(Source: precumming, via danielzrotfl)

Posted 3 months ago with 104,483 notes

“I was choking on my gum and I was trying to tell him to help me ‘cause I was choking on gum, like dying! And he was like, ‘Austin, that’s a mark!’ and he made a mark on the board and I was like sdfgshjklag *flails* and he goes ‘That’s a mark!’ and makes the second mark and I’m like ASDFGHJKLKJH *flails* and I start banging on the table and he’s like, ‘that’s a mark! Third mark! Get out of the room!’ and I didn’t know what to do so I took my shirt off and threw my desk and was like AHHH! And I finally did the choking symbol and the teacher gave me the Heimlich and I was like ‘WHAT THE FUUUUCK!’”

“I was choking on my gum and I was trying to tell him to help me ‘cause I was choking on gum, like dying! And he was like, ‘Austin, that’s a mark!’ and he made a mark on the board and I was like sdfgshjklag *flails* and he goes ‘That’s a mark!’ and makes the second mark and I’m like ASDFGHJKLKJH *flails* and I start banging on the table and he’s like, ‘that’s a mark! Third mark! Get out of the room!’ and I didn’t know what to do so I took my shirt off and threw my desk and was like AHHH! And I finally did the choking symbol and the teacher gave me the Heimlich and I was like ‘WHAT THE FUUUUCK!’

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hotdaughter:

i have cute underwear 4 nothin

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zachsgay:

????????????????????? How did u get my number????

zachsgay:

????????????????????? How did u get my number????

Posted 3 months ago with 335 notes

yongmuney:

my favorite people are the ones that stop at traffic lights with their windows rolled down with their music blaring and theyre sitting in their cars dancing and they couldnt give a fuck cause damn straight its a party

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Posted 3 months ago with 154,600 notes

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via manda)

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